fortune cookie: January 2003 Archives

"You are sociable and entertaining"
Damn skippy!
Has anyone else noticed the trend of the fortune-free fortune? The lottery numbers on the back indicate more about your future than the words on the front. Most times I'd rather get "you will meet a dark stranger" than the boring sentiments expressed these days.
But you can't argue with sociable and entertaining.

"The riches of others makes you more valuable"